1. nflstreet:

    feeling your computer getting slower though the years is one of the most heartbreaking things ever

    (via how-i-lost-my-mind)

  2. sassyabrahamlincoln:


    4 score and 20 years ago i blazed it

    now im stoned

    (Source: sassyabrahamlincoln, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

  3. The Best Thing That EVER happened at my job

    • Me:   Did you find everything ok today Sir?
    • Male Customer:   Yeah everything was fine, but prices on the cat food just keep going up! I remember when it was only .30 a can! But I bet you don't, you're like what...20?
    • Me:   21, but yes.
    • Male Customer:   God you're young, I bet you'd never go out with someone my age, unless you have some Daddy issues
    • Me:   ...........
    • Male Customer:   so do you like working here? Are you in school?
    • Me:   Your total today is 21.38 Sir.
    • Male Customer:   Are you seeing anyone?
    • Me:   ......Cash or Credit Sir?
    • Male Customer:   When do you get off work?
    • Male co-worker comes up next to me:   Everything ok?
    • Male Customer:   Yeah we're fine
    • Male Co-worker:   Actually I think you're being really rude
    • Male Customer:   What are you her boyfriend?
    • Male co-worker:   No I'm not. And even if I was, why would it matter? Her job is to ring up your items, make sure your shopping experience was pleasant and give you change. You're making really creepy comments to a young woman you don't even know at a cash register, it's not ok.
    • Male Customer:   You can't talk to me that way! I want to speak to your manager.
    • Me:   It's really ok, everything is Ok
    • Male Co-worker:   No no, I'll go ahead and call our FEMALE boss up here to address any grievances you might have *Sir*
    • Male Customer:   slams down 25 dollars grabs his bags and leave*
    • Male Co-worker:   You don't even have to take anyone's shit here. If anyone even looks at you funny, pick up that phone, call a manager, call me, call another co-worker and it will be handled. You are a valued employee and you deserve to feel safe and respected at work by *everyone*
  4. debilitati0n:



    You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 


    The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

    (via bowdowntomeforiamsquidgy)

  5. fictionalmasterpiece:

    Just Ray biting his lip because reasons. (x)

    (via mogaris-targaryen)

  6. lost-in-depressi0n:











    This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.


    Can never not reblog.

    this is crazy. they say this is when ‘your life flashes before your eyes’

    one of my favourite posts

    this is simply tragically beautiful, i live to feel this.

    i like how the mouth moves.. its scary <>


    This is from the walking dead…


    I can confirm last comment.

    (via suicider00m)



    you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying

    I want to see Irene Adler in these

    (Source: thedaymarecollection, via suicider00m)

  7. disposable-spleen:

    To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

    (Source: hurried, via suicider00m)