1. pastelbloodbath:

    nitrogen:

    (18+)

    18+???are they going to fuck the fish??????? what are u some kind of filthy fish fucker????????  end fish fucking 2015

    (via suicider00m)

  2. ineedmorelube:

    trarnp:

    ineedmorelube:

    wakey wakey eggs and bakey

    but I’m a vegan

    wakey wakey vegetables

    (via thnksfrthfeels)

  3. pantyonepilots:

    hey i met this pretty cool guy at my show last night but i didnt get his name or anything?? if anyone knows him lemme kno

    (via hesitanttoast)

  4. timenottwasted:

    matthewsagan:

    This is the DNA of a self-identified homosexual person viewed under 10000x microscopic magnification. If you look closely you can see the DNA has unique characteristics, which supports the theory that there is a biological basis for homosexuality.

    this is my fave

    (Source: matthewsagan, via how-i-lost-my-mind)

    drakeshairline:

    tequilaandtiramisu:

    A moment of silent for all those in retail this holiday season.

    this cartoon works at target clearly

    (Source: jarethgonzalez, via punkrockhovvell)

  5. The Take Over (We're Gonna Die Young) - Fall Out Boy; Ke$ha Mash Up


    aeyelaeyen:

    Let me just be straight up and say that this is the tightest shit my ears have ever had the pleasure to experience.

    download

    My original music: Facebook / Bandcamp

    More mash ups: music tag

    (via thnksfrthfeels)

  6. iggyazaleasss:

    sitting in math like

    image

    (Source: plastic-tit, via how-i-lost-my-mind)

  7. thirstiest:

    nentindo:

    hokeyfright:

    can the science side of tumblr explain this

    image

    swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

    adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

    i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

    this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

    (Source: superstarsaga, via thnksfrthfeels)

  8. itsfondue:

    nutmegandpepper:

     

    themooseofletters:

    wow sammy looks really sad here.

    image

    don’t be sad

    image

    that’s better.

    THIS IS NOT BETTER, THIS IS HORRIFYING

    (Source: qabriel, via how-i-lost-my-mind)